CHISTES PARA MEMORIZAR


Hola Amig@s!!
Hoy os traigo unos chistes. A ver si os gustan. Pero quiero que memoricéis algunos y después  se los contéis a vuestra  familia. Ok?😃😃
Besitos,
 Emma


- Papá, ¿qué se siente tener un hijo tan guapo?
- No sé hijo, pregúntale a tu abuelo...

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Había una vez un hombre tan pequeño que se subió encima de una canica y dijo:
- ¡El mundo es mío!
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La maestra:
- Jaimito, si en esta mano tengo 8 naranjas y en esta otra 6 naranjas ¿Qué tengo?
- Unas manos enormes, señorita.

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Esto son dos mosquitos que van en una moto y el de atrás le dice al de delante:
- ¡Oye, para, que se me ha metido una mosca en el ojo...!

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- ¿Sabes que mi hermano anda en bicicleta desde los cuatro años?
- Mmm, ya debe estar lejos.

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- Luisito, ¿qué es la A?, pregunta la profesora
- Una vocal, profesora
- ¿Y la K?
- Una consonante que no se puede repetir

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- Pedrito, ¿qué planeta va después de Marte?
- Miércoles

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- ¿Cuál es el pez que huele mucho?
- El Peztoso!!!

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- Profesora, ¿qué quiere decir 'why'?
- ¿Por qué?
- Por saberlo

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 - Mamá, en el colegio me llaman distraído
- Juanito, tu vives en la casa de enfrente





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